Hello, Ma!

Ma sleeping. Ma and Adidas.

This is not really not Ma website BUT it's a Certified Ma Moment™. Pretty cool huh? Perhaps, are you interested in sussy Ma activities? And remember, they are going to be ABSOLUTELY wild.

By the way, DON'T CALL ADIDAS AT 3AM!!! Otherwise, you will be a part of a sussy Ma activities.

Uh mhmm ackchyually, more like Ma organization! (Maybe???)

Lastly, but not Ma. You may want to see "Bright Future" and other pretty cool huh stuff below:

!!! WARNING: THIS IS A CERTIFIED MA MOMENT™ -- REPORT ALL SUSSY MA ACTIVITIES TO me@notma.org -- DON'T CALL ADIDAS AT 3AM !!!

Ma's Gallary (Cool Stuff)

"Bright Future"
"Drive Recklessly"
What's your SILLY duck name? "That's an interesting duck name"
Happy New Year Happy New Year!
How to Eat Cock: Mouth-Watering Chicken Recipes "Mouth-watering experience"
When you have to study. Time management skill issue.
A man taking a photo of a screen. Dunno that PrintScreen exists.
Woman stand, woman go. Man stand, mango! Mango.
A shark using Colgate Herbal toothpaste Maybe Colgate is better.
Give a man nothing, and he will create a paradise. Give a man everything, and he will turn it to ruin. Never give a person everything.
Don't drink water... fishes have sex in it. Never drink water.
How to draw an owl. 1. Draw some circles. 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl. School art class be like:
In a receipt, tip amount: $π. "Here's a tip"
A boy eating Hitler branded ice cream. "Cursed ice cream"
"Erm, ackchyually, it’s what experts would classify as a high-density shitpost - dense enough to collapse into a meme singularity."

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you Ma?

Maybe.

Why are you gay?

What? hmmm, yes and no... mostly yesn't. It's a complex Ma thing.

Why aren't you gay?

Why Singha Drinking Water?

Because it tastes nice. And now, Purra with minerals.

What should I do if I found someone doing sussy gay Ma activities?

You should report them to meme police and Ma at me@notma.org.

Please call meme police if you found someone doing sussy Ma activities.

What is the meaning of Ma?

Something else very Ma.

Can I get a "Certified Ma Moment™"?

Certification is granted only after surviving sussy Ma activities. No further details will be provided.

Why there's a meme gallery?

Because why not...

Meme are public property.

How to be a master hacker?

By studying the MA_SYSTEM_LOGS, obviously:

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